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| How
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| The
Objective: What is the point?
Create a website featuring the travels of Bud the Puna Gnome featuring photographs,
postcards, video and anything else that seems to fit. A small tiki (Tikiyaki
Jr AKA Tiki Jr) has now become a permanent traveling companion. This
concept is organic. It will grow in many different directions. The general attitude
that it has taken at this point is fun with a little sarcastic humor here and
there. What
are Bud's travel goals? Bud's first goal is to visit all 50 states and
may run for political office one day. | |
| Bud's
Perspective & Outlook: What is
Bud's life philosophy? I am willing to try most things at least once and
look at the experience as a learning adventure. If the thing I tried turned out
to be a mistake, and I lived through it, I add that bit of wisdom to my uncommon
sense. What's
his personality like? I don't swear (much) or use drugs. I am real easy
going with the general attitude that being flexible in life is the path of least
resistance. People
have referred to me as sarcastic, however, I try not to use that sarcasm in a
spiteful or ugly way. What
sort of things does he like? Travel and meeting new folks. Music (prefer
hard rock but listen to all kinds). Reading (Fantasy - Obviously Tolkien.
Barbara Hambly, Robin Hobb) I like the concepts of improbability that Douglas
Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, uses in his writing. Movies
- LOTR, Merlin, things like that. Pirates of the Great Salt Lake is an indie he
likes. Food - You name it as long as I can identify it. What
does he dislike? Nasty people that need to get a life. |
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| Participation
Guidelines: Does
participation cost money? Yes and no. First and foremost, YOU must be
willing to incur (pay) the cost of shipping the gnome to his next destination
within the United States. There is no fee to have Bud come and visit
with you. Are there any requirements for him to visit? You
must be willing to email akonidesign@yahoo.com photographs taken of Bud while
visiting you. These photos can be whatever your imagination comes up with. Be
creative within the guidelines set forth. How long will he stay with
each person? Ideally Bud will visit a "host" for 3 or 4 days,
travel via the U.S. Postal system for a few days, and so on. This would put him
in a new place 2 or 3 times a month. In some cases I am allowing for
a longer visit so that he can travel around with several people in the same area.
In other cases I will be adjusting his itinerary when the next logical destination
is in the same general vicinity or state. When will Bud arrive at
my location? When the gnome actually arrives to visit you will vary. Requests
to receive him at a certain time will be considered, however, I make no promises
due to the nature of people and the USPS. What kind of details should
I email you regarding his stay? You must be willing to send along a few
details regarding where/why the images were taken, if applicable. Sending me these
details will help me create his travelogue entry. You
are welcome to submit images and dialogue for each day of his visit. You can even
send them the same day. I may be able to update it at that time.
Can I write the dialogue for his visit? Absolutely. Jim in LA wrote the
dialogue for his LA visit and I added things here and there and edited content.
On the other hand, images were submitted by Metro Mint, and I wrote the dialogue
based on the submitted images. I reserve the right to edit any content
submitted for the sake of continuity, sanity and good taste. Call it censorship
if you like. Can I talk about myself in the dialogue? Absolutely.
In a way his visit is your stage to be creative, tell us about yourself and even
promote your own products. The general idea is not to turn this in to
a huge advertisement, but on the other hand, the more exposure we can all get
online the better. Can
I sign or paint on Bud or Tiki Jr? Do not alter the gnome please. This
means do not carve, paint, write on, glue or otherwise change his appearance in
any manner that becomes permanent. Can I suggest a participant?
I welcome participant suggestions. This person must agree to the above guidelines
and send me an email requesting participation. I will then put them in the itinerary.
I cannot guarantee specific arrival dates or order in which he will be received. |
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| Images,
Postcards & Anything Else: What
type of photographs are you looking for? Once you receive Bud you are
encouraged to be creative. Cruising around with him to tourist locales is great,
however, shots around the house, at a party, wherever. Nothing is off
limits except sexual depiction's, altering Bud and putting Bud in a position where
he can be broken, stolen or lost. Please do not leave him out on your lawn overnight.
(Photographing him on the lawn is good.) How many photos can I submit?
There is no maximum regarding the number of photos that can be submitted, however,
I reserve the right to limit the number of images appearing on the website. I
am requesting at least 5 images related to his visit with you. Again this can
be anything within the suggested guidelines. Please keep in mind that
an image that you may think isn't worth submitting may have creative value in
my eyes. Are suggestive photos ok? No. Suggestive photos
will not be accepted for use on www.PunaGnome.com. Let's keep this concept
G/PG rated overall. Can
I use photoshop to create photos of his location visits? Composite images
created in Adobe Photoshop or related software are cool, however, it is more important
that the gnome visit actual places rather than a website full of doctored images.
If you want to add filters, etc. go for it. I may start a separate page for that
type of image. Do
I need to crop or edit the photos before sending? Photos do not need to
be edited or cropped prior to sending. I will format the images for the site.
Can I submit video? Yes - I would prefer to receive this
sort of thing as a DVD, CD or Mini DV cassette. Due to the remoteness of the area
in Puna I live in, my only online option is dial up. This video footage
may end up incorporated into a video idea I have. You will of course be given
credit for your footage. What else can I submit? There really
is not an answer for this. Use your imagination. Postcards, drawings, poems and
things I haven't even thought of. Have fun. Want Bud to interview someone?
Go for it. You get the idea.
What happens to the photos, video or anything else I submit to you?
All images, video and any other content submitted becomes the property of PunaGnome.com.
Where and whenever possible you will be given submission credit, to include any
submitted materials used for publicity, on this site, or in any marketing and/or
products which may evolve in the future. Any items submitted, by you,
for the Puna Gnome website are submitted freely and without monetary gain. |
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| Shipping/Handling
& Packaging:
How much does Bud weigh. etc.? Weight & Dimensions - 11.5 inches
tall, approx. 4.5 inches wide, and approx. 1.5 pounds without packaging.
How will I know where his next destination will be? You will receive
an email with some general information and the next destination prior to his arrival.
Does Bud/Tiki Jr come with their own box? How do I repack them for
shipping? - You will notice that his base fits into the Styrofoam in bottom
of box. Wrap the gnome, just above his feet in the provided bubble wrap. -
Repack gnome in his traveling box and squeeze in the bubble wrap to make it all
fit. - Repack in another box or the larger box it came in with some newspaper
and tape it up. - Please do not mail him in his traveling box. Please place
it into another box. How do I mail Bud/Tiki Jr to the next participant?
1. Please write your return and the recipients address clearly on the box.
2. Box has no choice but to be sent Priority Mail. Cost was $9.00 from Hawaii
to Los Angeles. 3. You may purchase Delivery Confirmation as an option. This
will assure you that the next person got him. Delivery confirmation is .50.
4. You are welcome to ship Fed ex or UPS but it may be more expensive. |
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| Website
Disclaimer: This website and concept are in no way affiliated with any
individual, corporation and/or website represented on this site unless otherwise
specified. Any individuals mentioned in the dialogues, unless specified or pictured
with the gnome or tiki, most likely, did not actually participate in this website.
This website and concept are solely intended and represented for entertainment
purposes, in other words, not everything portayed on this site actually happened.
It is meant to amuse you. | | |
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