Puna, Hawaii
May 2007


Off The Grid


Hosted by Tony V


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I'd like to start by thanking Blue Moon Enchantments, a metaphysical boutique in Patchogue, New York for sending Hans the Gnome & Freddy over from Long Island to visit me, Tony aka Bud's Travel Agent and That Gnome Guy.

Hans is 237 years young and an international traveler. Well, almost. He aspires to travel the world.

Prior to his visit to Hawaii he had been as far as Pennsylvania where he spent most of his vacation hiding from intoxicated men with swords, but that's a different tale.

 

Plainly visible on the box ..."Please Don't Hurt Me Nice USPS Workers...Roaming Gnome Aboard". It would appear that our visiting gnome friend Hans got in to a little tussle with a postal worker on his way to Hawaii. Upon removing him from his traveling case I noticed his foot had been broken.

In a fit of panic, I called his friend Jennifer who informed me that, though Hans appears to be mild mannered he does have an ornery streak and is a wee bit messy. I was told not to worry about it and that he would receive a cast upon his return home to Blue Moon enchantments in Patchogue, New York.

 

Freddy, Hans traveling companion, is a Crocogator (an elusive cross between a crocodile and an alligator, much like a liger but cooler), took to the Puna rainforest real fast. It took us the better part of an hour to actually locate him sitting on a mossy log napping. We startled him and he let us know he wasn't happy.

Hans explained to me that though a crocogator seems like an unlikely travel companion he is very friendly once you get to know him and a great body guard.

 

Hans was quite amazed by our rustic lifestyle here in Puna living off the grid. I gave him a quick tour of our living arrangement.

First I showed him a solar panel. This single panel is used to help charge 4-6V golf cart batteries that are used to basically run our little LCD TV, dvd player and small light.

We also use 3 small solar panels to charge a 12V battery which runs our water pump. (Actually I now use the generator to run the water pump.) The water pump then pumps water to our propane water heater for showers. Propane is also used for the oven and to operate our small refrigerator.

 

This small generator runs our washing machine and is used to charge the 4 golf cart batteries when we have rainy spells...which can last for weeks.

It's not an easy life but we are adapting and enjoy not paying for electricity and rent. Of course, gas and propane do cost money.

 
Hans loves to stop and smell the "roses". Many of the plants and trees found in Hawaii are not native species. This red lehua blossom is a native flower that grows on the Ohia trees found everywhere in Puna and Volcano.

(Photos: Tony V./ Dialogue: Jennifer & Tony V.)
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